Ishi Crew
2 min readOct 13, 2020

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Howie Hawkins, Chuck Biden, and Chicken ‘little’ Trump

Howdie Doodee!!!

Many people are trying to choose the red pill, the blue pill, or the green pill, or maybe a combination. One could have red white and blue, red black and green, and black blue and blind, and more.

Where should you waste your ballot, or should you even waste your time thinking about it?

You could take it to one PO ballot of drop box or a different one, and see which trash can it ends up in.

Will it be recycled rather than wasted?

Green party members (eg the little green men in movies) say ‘we need structural change so dont choose the ‘lesser of evils’ — eg Biden — because if we just are patient we can get something better next time (eg perhaps Howie Hawkins is young enough he can win next time — also while there is an age cutoff at the bottom — -35 — there is none at the top — so its possible given current advances in aging research that Howie Hawkins can in election when he is say 400 years old. Older and wiser. )

(I personally disagree with the age requirement of 35. I was born in the ‘Land of Presidents’. We create presidents there. We also create the Walmarts, Tyson’s foods, Orville Faubus’, Little Rock 9, Huckabees, Hope. El Dorado and Eureka.

Psilocybin grows in the Missisippi valley, and if you find some, Mark Twain will reward you with an appearence. You may also be rewarded with a gunshot in the back if you find it on someone’s land,. and are not fast enough to dissapear into the swamp.

I was schooled to know that ‘anyone can be president’ — USA is a democracy. So i moved to Washington DC to get my job as president . Due to ageism they said 4 year olds cannot be president. I said then what am i gonna do — sell lemonade? Thats below my pay grade. They also said there is a quota —only 1 presdient/state and Clinton got my spot. I pointed out he busted in front of the line and took my place.)

Some people who advocate for Biden say ‘we are tired of being patient until the GP savior comes’. Besides we are dying of COVID now. Obviously we would like to spend the next 400 years helping Howie Hawkins and GP get ballot access everywhere so then we can have universal health care but we are too sick to go to your rallies and hear the same speech again.

Is green the new black, or new red ? Maybe black is wack, red is cred, and blue-green is an eye color.

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